- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What stops a train? A missile

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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