- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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