- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

I'm tired.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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