0 1 this is a sad sad world.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Lil Wayne

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

I'm so punny.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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