How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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