my egg roll

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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