Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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