- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

I wrote a funny joke.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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