- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

your mama so old, shes dead.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

i like turtles

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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