- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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