- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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