A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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