- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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