In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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