- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

I will create more jobs for americans

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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