Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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