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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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