Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Yes

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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I? Everett

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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