- Anti Joke

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

knock knock? come in

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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