- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

John lazzaro likes dick

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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