If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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