why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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