- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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