Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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