What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Bitch

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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