- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

there once was a frog with no leggs

men's rights activists

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

The child was fired from his job.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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