- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

I'm so punny.

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