- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

knock knock... ...no answer

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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