Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Gus's mom

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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