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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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