Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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snowglobe

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Justin Bieber

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What's 9+10? 19

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A Serbian Film

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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