- Anti Joke

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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