"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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