- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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