- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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