knock knock... ...no answer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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