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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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