So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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