- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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