How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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a black man pays his child support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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