Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

PENIS that is all

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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