Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

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