A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Hello

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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