- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A russian gives away vodka.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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