- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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