Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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