- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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