What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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