I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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