did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A woman walks into a bar.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

jews

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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