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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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