- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Robin get in the batmobile!

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

p

Justin Bieber

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??