- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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