- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A pope meets another one

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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