Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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