Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Whats two plus two Four!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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