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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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