Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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