- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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