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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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