- Anti Joke

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.