A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Gay rights.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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