Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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