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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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