why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Blacks

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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