Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Pickle

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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