What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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