Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Where's my baby??

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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My jeans

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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