- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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