Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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ure mama's so fat

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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