- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What did the man say to his doctor?

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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