What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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