- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what did one computer say to the other .........

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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