- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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