- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

penis

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Communism hehe xd

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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