- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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