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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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