- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

A hill billy went fishing

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A house comes around the corner.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Chuck Norris.

How old is victor? Half past dead

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