Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Ross.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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