Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Neither did she.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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