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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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