OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

My cat just died.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

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