Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

My spelling is horrible

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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