Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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