- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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