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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Faithful men.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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