Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Whats 1+1? window!

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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