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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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