Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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