- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

civil rights

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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