What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

An Asian with a big dick.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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