star wars kid

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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