- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Jesus Christ

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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