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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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