Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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