Faithful men.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A hill billy went fishing

A baby seal walks into a club.

i'm hard

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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