So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What does? 42

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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