A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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